Can we just take a minute to appreciate the fact that Phil Coulson was recruited by Fury straight out of high school?
I mean, can you imagine
Coming up to you and saying, “I’m Agent Phil Coulson, with the Strategic Homeland Intervention Enforcement and Logistics Division. I need to ask you a few questions…” ????
CAN YOU IMAGINE IT?!?!?!
BECAUSE I FRICKIN’ AM!!!
STORIES!!! I DEMANDS THEM!! HOT BABY AGENT PHIL COULSON! I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDS IT!